When Beer Musketeer Stevil St Evil got wind of the First Annual Three's Company Beer Festival in Hamilton, he got clever with some Photoshop... |
Not a problem, I assured my fellow beer festival travellers, Shona and Andrea, I could shift my schedule around for the Friday night.
As far as I know, the cast and crew of the First Annual Three's Company Beer Festival is still allowed on the patio at Chester's Beers of the World. An arrest-free night... |
And thus was born the First Annual Three's Company Beer Festival. The ladies christened it with that name and I, of course, went along with it because, well, beer with two lovely ladies. Had they called it the First Annual Satan's Minions Beer Festival, I would have happily gone along with it. (Though I likely would have drawn the line at the First Annual Let's Eat The Gum Under Our Seats Beer Festival because, let's face it, it's all chewed out by that point.) So Andrea dutifully drove out from Oakville, grabbed me along the way and off we went into the Hamilton wilds to get our Three's Company Beer Festin' on...
A partial look at the Chester's Beers of the World selection as there are many more in a glassed fridge at the front doors. The selection is massive! |
We caught up with Shona who had saved us a table on the tiny patio and the First Annual Three's Company Beer Festival was underway - admission: free! I knew what I was starting with - the Southern Tier 2 X IPA made by the good folks in Lakewood, New York. Except Chester's was out of it. Well, geezuz, so now what the hell was I supposed to do? Oh right, 73-page book. Knowing I had a Scottish beer blog being written in a day or two, I switched to Innis and Gunn's Oak-Barrel-Aged Treacle Porter while the ladies settled on Moncton, New Brunswick's Pump House Brewery's Blueberry Ale. They both seemed to enjoy the 5% beer's muted blueberry taste (my take: it would pair nicely with cheesecake) but no, it was my Treacle Porter that caught their attention. Both confessed that maybe they had tried a Guinness a million years ago but had never since gone near the porter and stout styles. For North Americans who may not know (I certainly didn't), to the Scots, treacle is molasses. On the nose, it's molasses, chocolate and vanilla while on the tongue, the 7.3% dark brew is light chocolate, wood and dark fruit. Not the brewery's best but still pretty good. But as I said, it was Andrea and Shona's reaction that made it much more interesting...
A look at our table during the Three's Company Beer Festival activities... Certainly there was no problem with some diversity in our beers this night |
Granted, we've all known each other since high school age but the pair, who have remained tight over the years, are really just now reconnecting with me after many years. Poor girls - they had a good long healthy run during my absence in their lives. Too late now - I'm back and their livers will be cursing me forever. But of course, there was some good-natured "bickering" going on. "Why do I have to be Janet?" brunette Andrea demanded. "She was boring!" Retorted blonde Shona, "Oh? You wanna be Chrissy? She was a bonehead!" Didn't matter to me. I'm Jack. My role's set in this context. Had another dude been there, I would have laid claim to sleazy neighbour Larry. Though given my suaveness and smoothness with the ladies, what can I say? I'm pretty much bumbling Ralph Furley. Where's my ascot?
This gets absolutely pounded on RateBeer with a 40 but I tell you, three people strongly disagree... |
There was nothing boring or blonde about the ladies' next choice - the 8% cognac-infused X.O. Beer from Gabariers Brewery in, yes, Cognac, France. I have never had a cognac-infused beer before and holy mother of pearl, that's some tasty stuff. The aroma was nothing but cognac while the taste was both boozy and woody. I just kept saying over and over, "This is from France? Really?" They finally made one I really liked. On deck for me was a big-ass 750ml bottle of Houblon Chouffe Dobbelen IPA Tripel (above pic, far right) made by Brasserie Moortgat in Achouffe, Belgium. This 9% land-mine was so big in both size and taste, the waitress gave it not only an ice bucket but put it on the fourth empty chair. Seamlessly weaving the American IPA and the Belgian Tripel styles, it was grassy, citrus and floral on the nose, grapefruit, pine and bitter on the tongue. Outstanding.
But frankly, I think the ladies would agree that the winner of the night was the Southern Tier Imperial Choklat Stout, again from our good friends in Lakewood, New York.
♫ Come and knock on our door, we've been waiting for you, where the kisses are hers and hers and his, Three's Company, too... ♫ Don't panic. We didn't sing it. I think. |
And from there on, our table was a steady stream of stouts and porters - a St Ambroise Oatmeal Stout (5%) out of Montreal, a Box Steam Brewery Funnel Blower Porter (4.5%) out of Wiltshire, England, a Samuel Smith's Organic Chocolate Stout (5%) out of North Yorkshire, England... you get the idea. As the evening got darker, so too did the beers.
And the Three's Company Beer Festival became a night of learning. Andrea learned that as a teenager, Shona's neighbour Karl and I lobbed rocks into her pool one night. For fun. Why? I dunno - 15 years old, bored and trying to get a pretty girl's attention in the stupidest and clumsiest possible way?
Next time, little bear. This time it was all beers... |
But most importantly, I think we learned we are not waiting a year to do this again. I'd be surprised if the word "annual" is even incorporated into the next Three's Company Beer Festival, which can probably be measured in weeks (maybe a small number of months) before the second one. You know, for missing a Beer Festival that we were all chomping at the bit to go to? Yeah, we three did pretty damn good on our own... Okay, back in a few days with the next one entitled: "That was the summer that..." where I look back on the Summer of Beers and laugh my frikkin' ass off at the multitude of beery fun that was had. (So, nights much like this one...) But guys and dolls, that's it, that's all and I am outta here. I remain, as always...
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