When you hit the high seas for a craft brew cruise, you have to dress the part accordingly. That means pirates and Vikings and sea captains, oh my... |
But let me back up this beer truck for just a second here. As the kick-off for Toronto Beer Week (September 12-20), organizers held Craft Beer Cruises on September 13 - one slated for 3:30 pm, another setting sail at 8 pm and then a third cruise (so technically the first cruise) at 11 am. that was added the day before because the other two were sold right out. Toronto Craft Beer Queen Melissa and I were both thrilled because it meant we could finally share a long overdue beer together. (Granted, separately, we both seem to be doing one helluva job with the drinking craft thing...)
♫ Check it out now, the funk soul brother... ♫ Fatboy Slim and, of course, Michael Jackson got us all up and shaking our groove thang... |
Let's look at a couple of beers before I return shortly to the shenanigans, mayhem and assorted completely-legal tomfoolery. Okay, Left Field Brewery (whose Toronto facility should be up and running by February or March) has this crazy Single Hop Series, whereby it keeps the same malts for each batch but switches the hop every time. If you've ever heard of this before, well, that makes one of us.
The Toronto skyline by night from the deck of the River Gambler, the floating host of the Craft Brew Cruise... |
Ironically, I got that very punch to the throat from Great Lakes Brewery's Limp Puppet Session IPA which at just 3.2% and 25 IBU is grassy and citrus on the nose, grapefruit bitter on the tongue. GLB (Canadian Brewery of the Year for 2013 and 2014) has brewed up another winner.
My homies at the Oast House stand had a German-style dark lager that kicked some pretty serious ass. Nice job! |
... the second best beer of the night was Double Trouble Brewing's French Press Vanilla Stout, which will be in 473-ml (16 ounce) cans at liquor stores by October. I thought this plucky Toronto brewery couldn't top their Fire in the Rye (this is redundant) Rye Pale Ale... but dammit, they did. All vanilla on the nose, chocolate, vanilla and coffee on the tongue , it was the first beer to be completely tapped out on the entire boat. No joke. Look for it next month, thank me at Christmas. And by 'thank me' I mean give me beer. That's obvious.
Tracy and Kathy became my Brew Cruise Companions after many cigarettes, many beers and some dancing... |
Okay, back to shenanigans and mayhem. As the dancing started in earnest, I sought refuge on the railing, having a quiet smoke, watching the small-craft planes land on the Centre Island airport, enjoying the tunes. I noticed a young couple sharing a kiss at the bow and I quipped, "Hey, it's Titanic!" She giggled... until I looked at the guy and said in mock-seriousness, "She lets you die, you know", referring to the movie (I thought, obviously.) The poor girl was mortified. "I would never let you die!" she stammered to him. I gotta start wearing a shirt that says, "In all seriousness, I'm joking!" I quickly assured her that she was good and that only that bitch Kate Winslet would do that to her fella.
And then there was my new Beer Companions, Tracy and Kathy. As these two brazenly approached me on the railing, I knew instantly what they wanted. What every woman who brazenly approaches me always wants. So I dealt with it quickly and openly because it's always best to get the cards on the table early.
♫ I got the moves like Jagger, I got the moves like Jagger, I got the moves like... ♫ Oh thank god, a urinal opened up |
Okay, more beers from the craft brew cruise in the future - particularly the Beau's All-Natural Brewing's Channel Ocho Mexican Spiced Ale that pretty much took the top of my head off. If Taco Bell owned a TV station, they'd be ordering 12 episodes of this beer. Aye carumba! Well, it cleared my sinuses, that's for sure. Okay, guys and dolls, that's it, that's all and I am outta here!!! Until next time, I remain, as always...
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