No, THIS is what colour mustard really is, Home Depot... Also that's the sickest mustard dispenser ever! WANT!!! |
Now the beauty of being both colourblind and a guy is that I planned on painting rooms anything but white. If it's ugly, I simply tell my date that I'm colourblind, it looked super-cool to me and I get "Awwww, well, at least the poor guy tried" points. Neighbours Amy and Simon had some left-over paint but it was all white. So off to Home Depot I went looking for anything-but-white. And here's the trick about paint if you don't really care about colours that, in my case, you can't really see anyway. While regular gallons run in the $50 a pail range, cast-off paint is much cheaper. Cast-off paint is where the husband decided he knew precisely what colour-tinted paint his wife wanted, was, of course, completely wrong so it got left behind. It's actually labelled "Ooops Gallon". I got mine for $9 - quite a saving! But with a dab of the paint on the lid, I struggled over the colour. Orange? Perhaps lime-green? So I asked the lady what colour it was. "Mustard," she smiled, "Why? What do you see?" Confessing I was colour-blind but knowing this was not the colour of the condiment I use on my cheeseburgers, I meekly guessed, "So mustard is, like... dark yellow?" She said, "Yeah, sure, like dark yellow." I sensed a quick get-rid-of-him answer on her end. I may never know what colour my downstairs bathroom truly is when I finish this little project. On the other hand, what do you want from me? At least it's clean. Take your iPhone in with you if it's too distracting. But please don't take selfies in there and then Instagram them to all your friends with comments about the colour. That's mocking my "disability". Though being a bathroom, y'know, Selfie Central. Okay, back to beer...
Courtesy of lovely Vicky's camera, Speakeasy is shown here blasting out the Burlington suburban night. That's my main man, Lloyd, slamming the skins while 'Killer Voice' Kristine owns the mic... |
Okay, this is the Summer that... my friends Vicky and Lloyd threw pretty much the coolest backyard, open-air concert in the Burlington suburbs ever. Due to work, I missed a sizeable chunk of the fun (stupid work) but still caught enough towards the end of the night. Starting at about 7 pm, they were well into their third set of outstanding covers when I arrived at 9:30 and even then, with no permits, no nothing, they kept it going until about 10:15 when a noise complaint from three blocks away finally shut it down. Even then, the pretty cop, while doing her job, insisted that we pass along to the band how awesome she thought the music was. Armed with my 6-pack of Flying Monkeys Hoptical Illusion Almost Pale Ale, I marvelled at the rock-steadiness of this clan. While Lloyd and son Cam wore their Led Zeppelin shirts, son Brandon rocked his Rush shirt while Vicky had her Alice Cooper going on. The family that rocks together and perhaps the best example of really cool parenting I've ever seen.
Okay, this is the Summer that... Beer Musketeer Glenn happily enjoyed the first ever Durham Beer Festival, followed exactly one week later by my first ever Burlington Beer Festival at Spencer Smith Park. And there were more firsts where that came from...
My buddy, Curtis, from MacLeans Ale was not only representing at the Toronto Festival of Beer, he then served me up the perfect glass of their Pale Ale... |
Okay, this is the Summer that... I got to meet my stunning grand-daughter Annabelle when my step-son Ryan and his beautiful wife, Lindsay, flew into town from Edmonton.
Okay, this is the Summer that... a humble sheep farmer from Wellington, New Zealand took his side-hobby of drinking excellent beers, then jotting down notes on the interwebs about them and turned it into winning the New Zealand Beer Writer of the Year a month ago.
A beer-bottle Darth Vader from Canada to a brother from another mother and Star Wars aficionado Neil, who won New Zealand Beer Writer of the Year... |
Okay, this is the Summer that... I noticed Flying Monkeys Craft Brewery out of Barrie changed their caps. While Glenn has long noticed the pithy sayings under the cap ("Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt" as an example), I have found that once the cap is off a Smashbomb Atomic IPA, my time with it is done because the beer is waiting. Read it? I don't think so. However, I did notice they had gone from their yellow-based cap saying Flying Monkey Craft Brewery to a black-based Flying Monkey with the words "Craft Brewery" replaced by the words "Magnum Opus." That's Latin - it means either a great work from or the best work of an artisan, usually a composer or artist. This applies to any number of their beers. Carpe diem, boys. Latin on...
But guys and dolls, that's it, that's all and I am outta here! I have some big-ass British Columbia craft beers coming up next but hey, that was the Summer of 2014 to me. Let's just say 2015 has his hands full. But until next time, I remain...
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