Yes, this Holsten Festbock sent a grown man, recoiling in horror because it has an ABV of... wait for it... 7% |
But this day, the customer with the thick eastern European accent and hesitant command of English was ushered in my direction. He wanted a dark beer - but just one can - which of course, instantly ruled out the obvious choice, Guinness, sold only in four-packs. Not a biggie, we have more in single cans, all of which I tried, some of which I actually enjoyed. I offered a Rickards Dark, a Canadian-made, British-style porter that is pretty solid stuff, but he waved it off like he was guiding a jet towards a runway. It was clear he wanted something European. Fair enough. So I handed him a German one, Holsten Festbock, another one that I quite enjoy when I'm in an Oktoberfest mood.
When it comes to craft beers, I believe BC is pretty much dead even with Ontario. Both produce the country's best |
Just as all good things must come to an end, so too must all bad and ridiculous things. After hearing it applied to every possible situation ("Too much pissent of the grains in this hamburger bun could have been used to make beer, instead"), predictably our co-workers got too much pissent annoyed, just being around us. Hey, at least we gave them a decent reason this time! But being the class clowns that we are, it's only a matter of time before we stumble onto something new that amuses us but annoys the hell out of everyone else. Saga and I have too much pissent much fun at work. Those around us? Well, what can I say... it varies on a case-by-case basis...
Okay, I've taken too much pissent of your time with this so let's jump into that BC Craft Brewers Guild Natural Selection Mix-Six that chose not to include an IPA (damn you!).
Turns out Vancouver has a Flatiron Building! |
Four Wind's Brewing head brewer Brent Mills holds up a sample of the brewery's Saison. Outstanding brew! |
But the best of this bunch, hands-down, was the Four Winds Saison, an outstanding 6.1% brew, which shares the status of Perfect Summer Beer Style with wheats. (Personally, I think IPAs transcend seasonal boundaries but maybe that's just me.... and a lot of other people I know. And maybe even the Pope... just sayin'...) Holy crap on a stick, this is a great beer. Ignore the punting it takes on RateBeer (how many times have I said that this year?) and let your own taste-buds decide. To me, it has a really nice citrus aroma and an excellent tang and sweetness on the tongue. Loved it!
Next up, let's look at the Dead Frog's The Bold Belgian Pale Ale, another one bent over the car hood by RateBeer. And again, wrongly so. (This has got to be a separate blog someday soon. Send your children to their rooms. It may get heated.) With Cascade and Columbus hops and five different malts (including chocolate), this is caramel, chocolate and spicy on the nose while spicy and citrus on the tongue. What's not to love?
As well as having one of the cooler brewery names I've come across, Dead Frog Brewery's Derrick Smith and Chris Landsman make one hell of a fine Belgian Pale Ale. Cheers! |
After that is one I thought I would hate because cream ales are so not my thing. But R & B Brewing's Raven Cream Ale is actually the first cream ale I've ever liked. It's hard to fawn over because it's kind of the equivalent of saying "Best Dressed At Walmart" but still, gotta say, I was stunned. Caramel on the nose, some vanilla and malt on the tongue, I rather enjoyed it. You have no idea what it means for me to admit I liked a cream ale! A little like saying, "I have this cousin who's pretty hot..." There's a huge Yikes Factor. But this was quite good. I may have been unduly harsh on cream ales... but I doubt it.
Okay, the two that didn't wow me. Phillips Brewing knocked me out with their Amnesiac Double IPA. Remember how Garth and Wayne went down on their knees with the "we are not worthy" in Wayne's World 2 when they met Aerosmith? Yeah, that was me with that beer.
I wanted to like the Whistler Brewing Bear Paw Honey Lager but the problem was... it's a honey lager. Whistler is such a very cool place by everyone's description so I feel a little bad but not too worry. Within seconds, something shiny will distract me and the feeling-bad thing will be forgotten. Brewed with actual BC honey (which, I'm sorry, belongs only on toast or in your tea if you're an 80-year-old British woman), this is far too sweet on the nose and way too much pissent sweet on the tongue. One single cream ale has finally earned my trust. A honey lager has yet to.
Okay, by and large, I would absolutely say buy this Mix-Six if it's still around. My sole complaint is the breadth and width of selection. This is a Summer mixed pack. We have a saison so good there. But then we have an ale, a pale ale, two lagers and a pilsner, which is essentially a style of lager.
Phillips Brewing makes one of the best Imperial IPAs ever. Also I'm kinda colourblind. Is that building, like, really blue? |
Where's the wheat beer? Howe Sound's King Heffy Imperial Hefeweissen is one of the best wheat beers I've ever tasted and I am including the best German wheat beers when I say that. Where's the IPA? I have had so many good west coast IPAs. Spread it out, BC Craft Brewers Guild! Not criticizing. It was a solid Mix-Six. Just food for thought next year. Honestly, my Left Coast Homies, I did enjoy it and look forward to next year's crop of BC's best.
Okay. a couple of members of the Beer Musketeers just magically got 'growlered up' so that's coming next. Also, I'm very curious about Railway City Brewing in tiny St. Thomas, Ontario. They seem nice but their IPAs and IIPAs? Work needs to be done. But you know what? I'm too much pissent done so we'll rock this shit on the weekend. Guys and dolls, I love you all like my actual brothers and sisters (actually more... but don't tell them) but that's it, that's all and I am outta here. Until next time, I remain...
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