Once you're out on the high seas, there are no laws as we found out when we jumped aboard the River Gambler for the Craft Brew Cruise during Toronto Beer Week... |
Traditionally, all you really expect from craft brewers is some really good beer. But under special circumstances, occasionally you get more and no, for a rare change, I'm not talking about Imperial IPAs or all those pretty women manning the booths at every beer fest I've ever attended. Or even pretty women handing me Imperial IPAs. Remember, given a choice between pretty women and beer, always choose the pretty women with beer. That's why every beer fest is totally a win-win for me. *Pause* What the hell was I talking about again? Oh right, I remember!
This was the case at the Craft Brew Cruise aboard the good ship River Gambler a month ago, a beer-filled cruise around the turbulent waters known as Lake Ontario. Tons of beer on a boat is pretty much every fishing trip I've ever been on... but with the boring removed. And replaced with dancing (which would, at least, spice up a fishing trip with the ominous potential for capsizing.) But one craft brewer went that extra step to ensure fun and harmless shenanigans would be enjoyed by one and all at this event.
Eric Doman, half the brother act with sibling Jeff, at Underdog Brewery chats up some happy customers at the Brew Cruise... |
Okay, while I was so busy heaping brew cruise praise on the unnamed Oast House dark Dunkel and the Double Trouble Brewing's French Press Vanilla Stout, there were a few more that I had and unfortunately neglected. Well, a quick glance at the clock confirms it's beer o'clock at Donny's Bar and Grill (no biggie - all my clocks are set at beer o'clock) so let's look at the orphans I missed.
It's impossible for me to start with anything but Beau's All-Natural Brewing's Channel Ocho Spiced Mexican Ale. Why? Because this 8.9% beer is messed up!
I have no idea what they're showing on Channel 8 in Mexico... but viewing it clearly cleans out your colon... |
Barnstormer Brewing and Pizzeria in Barrie is a newbie to the scene but growing very quickly |
Oh and their 5.1% F-Bomb Blonde Ale? It was a nice patio or (in this case) floating drunkfest boat beer. Light compared to the others, no real aroma on the nose, light, citrusy finish on the tongue. I mean, it's a nice safe blonde ale - no one's expecting fireworks. That said, they have a whole bunch more, including a couple of IPAs and I have been known to pass through Barrie...
I fawned over the Oast House unnamed Dunkel so much that their Barn Raiser Country Ale was probably getting jealous |
Okay, next up, let's raise a glass to Oast House's The Barn Raiser Country Ale. It's a pretty good beer but the toast is more warranted because I praised the brewery's unnamed but outstanding Dunkel in the Craft Brew Cruise blog... and then neglected this entirely. Sorry, Little Barn Raiser, you're cool, too. Okay, lessee, you were light grain and fruit on the nose, lightly hopped and a wee bit of honey on the tongue. Is your brother the Unnamed Dunkel still my Oast House favourite? Well, little dude, parents don't pick favourites. Okay, except one parent. This guy! Okay, I gave the Dunkel a credit card and the keys to the car but you may get some extra dessert, okay? Extra little sliver of cake. Don't whine. Be happy.
And as we wind down, I've been hearing a lot about the Junction Craft Brewery, smack-dab in the middle of my old stomping grounds in Toronto. So I had their Brakemen Session Ale. Again, not much except some malt on the nose, lightly hopped and slightly fruity in that weak British way on the tongue. Not overly impressive though still decent. But that said, I saw their list - they have, like, 50 beers. They'll be back here soon enough.
Thanks to Beer Musketeer Stevil St Evil, here's your easy-peasy guide to what to drink with which meal! The one fallacy here is that IPAs go with all foods! |
Okay, last on deck (ahoy, matey!) from the Craft Brew Cruise is Collingwood Side Launch's Pale Ale. Hey Side Launch, remember at the Burlington Beer Festival, how much I loved the Side Launch Dark Lager (formerly Dennison's Dunkel) and a week later, how I praised your Side Launch Wheat (formerly Dennison's Weissbier). Yeah? You remember, right? You do, right? Hold onto those memories. Love you guys. Okay, high five! Man hug. Right then, let's talk about your Pale Ale. One: it's not your fault - on the same Brew Cruise was Great Lakes Brewery's Canuck Ale, which is basically Top-Three for all pale ales in Ontario. Okay, you have some nice hops and spiciness in the aroma but on the tongue? A wee bit thin, boys. That said, this 5.3% offering is a nice pale ale but I hold pale ales to the same stringent yard-stick I use for IPAs. Liked you just fine... not taking you home to meet Mom. (Be thankful - she has that unique ability to ask the same question 12 different ways.)
Okay, as I spell-check this, I realize this has been a little bit negative about every beer I discussed. Not intentional. When you're playing catch-up with beer, that's going to happen. The ones that blew you away are gonna get first mention. But that said, I would easily drink all of these again... except that Channel Ocho because I didn't walk straight for a week. (Also hoping it was the reason it burned when I peed the next day.) Remember though, no matter what beer it is, it never asks you if another beer is prettier or what its ass looks like in those jeans! And that Barn Stormer Brewery and Pizzeria sounds uber-cool. Also I truly liked the Barn Raiser Country Ale... but that Dunkel?? Oh man, tough to compete... Next up, in a few days, I will review those six beers from the BC Craft Brewers Guild Natural Selection Mix-Six. (Early hint: Ontario Craft Brewers did it better with their Discovery Park last winter but despite the absence of an IPA, four out of six of these are really good. But guys and doll, that's it, that's all and I am outta here!!! Until then, I remain...
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