You see, my boy is a big fan of the TV show, Glee. Personally, I find it as annoying as hell, having watched maybe one episode during its five year run. However, it does expose my boy to music he would never otherwise know so I have buried my distaste for it and simply consider it a cultural education in modern and past classic pop music for my boy. So when, say, a Queen song comes on the radio and David starts to sing along, I begrudgingly have to give credit to Glee.
Okay, back to Forest Cliff Camp - every summer they hold a Talent Night which is, in turn, is pretty much a karaoke night. Unless, of course, some camper knows how to juggle chainsaws... which I would absolutely drive the three hours to see. David was all set this year to sing Journey's Don't Stop Believing, a Glee staple. But unfortunately, for reasons unknown, they didn't hold their Talent Night this year.
But back to my boy. Now how would my lad weaned on Glee even know this song? Well, that's where the movie, Hot Tub Time Machine comes in. David and I love this 2010 comedy in which John Cusack (Adam), Craig Robinson (Nick) and comedian Rob Corddry (Lou) live dreary, meaningless lives in the present-day. They decide to break through their funk by revisiting the Colorado ski resort where they partied hardy back in the 1980s. It's a total dump in the present but they nonetheless book their old room, complete with its creaky old hot tub. But groundskeeper Chevy Chase has magically infused the hot tub with plutonium or some-such which then send the fellows back in time to a pivotal night in their youth.
Motley Lue played the credits of Hot Tub Time Machine with Rob Corddry replacing Vince Neil as the lead singer |
Women in stages of undress on the Scottish cans of Tennents Lager? If Gail hadn't told me, I would have never known. Turns out her father was a pretty big fan |
Holy Mother of Pearl, the Innis and Gunn Canadian Cherrywood Finish Ale is just freakin' outstanding... |
So let's start with the Tennent's Lager, one of Scotland's biggest-sellers. It is, in essence, the Scottish version of our hugely-popular Molson Canadian. A typical mainstream lager, though a wee baby step up from ours. The pride of Glascow, this is grassy in aroma, malty on the tongue and clearly a lager for the masses which reminded me of Ireland's Harp Lager. Saga shrugs it off as "horrible" but it was Gail who explained to me why this beer was so popular in Scotland. You see, here we get a yellow and silver can with a big red "T". Over in Scotland, they put pictures of pretty girls on the can - women in lingerie, bikinis, open dress shirts, tight dresses. Her late father was a dedicated Tennent's drinker for this very reason, she reckoned. "My dad had at least eight women a night," she quipped. "He used to hide those ladies behind the bread bin while he was making dinner. I could still see their cleavage, though. Short bread bin." Even Saga concedes to this as a "brilliant marketing strategy. We know how to sell beer. Bad beer, great can!"
There is no need for clever gimmicks on the Innis and Gunn bottles. These are some damn fine beers. Not a bad one in the bunch. But some are stronger than others.
These dudes just plain make really good beers! |
There were a couple of Innis and Gunners that I was less knocked over by, the most surprising of which was their Toasted Oak IPA. At 5.8%, it's a little light for an IPA. They say hoppy. I say if they try a Nickel Brook Immodest Imperial IPA or Flying Monkeys Shoulders of Giants Imperial IPA, they would have a better understanding of "hoppy".
Thin next to their ales. But as a stand-alone? Innis and Gunn Lager is a pretty good beer |
In much the same vein, Innis and Gunn Lager fails in comparison to their ales. But let me add this quick clarification - only in comparison to their ales, which are by and large top shelf. I mean, for a lager, it's pretty damn good. Miles past Tennent's for certain, this 4.6% lager is one of the better ones I've had (aside from some great amber lagers). Touch of citrus and corn malt on the nose, there is actually a touch of hops, fruit and vanilla on the tongue. This is actually a damn fine lager. Thin against their ales but as a stand-alone? Not too shabby.
Okay, back tomorrow with McEwan's Scotch Ale, two Bellhaven offerings and of course, those four Historics Ales of Scotland. Also, Sassy Cassy's farewell gift to me, who won Radio Wars and well, whatever else rattles around in my brain between now and then. Oh yeah, here's the 1985 version of Home Sweet Home, first by Motley Crue right: HERE! And of course, I would be remiss if I didn't include the 2010 version by Motley Lue which you can see as presented in the final scene of Hot Tub Time Machine right: OVER HERE!!!!
But guys and dolls, that's it, that's all and I am outta here!! Until tomorrow, I remain...
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