But two new aspects to The Purple Heather, as I said. Number one and most importantly, they now have my beloved Nickel Brook Naughty Neighbour American Pale Ale on tap, nestled deep within the mainstream brew taps. I was thrilled. This is a punchy little pale ale that makes for a great draft beer for the evening. To emphasize this, I had a great many of them... just to make sure the quality maintained its consistency. (It did.)
Speakeasy lead singer Kristine hit that tambourine so hard, it became a blur to even the sharpest of cameras. Bass player Kevin Pownall, right, laying down the beat. |
But now? Well, ownership has changed. As it turns out, a friendly man-mountain named Doug Birrell has owned it since May 2013. I have met Doug once before as he is the former roommate and close buddy of my former brother-in-law Craig (we were married - no longer - to sisters more than a decade ago.) Doug is one of those huge dudes whose hand-shake is like a vice-grip and your first question is always, "So who did you play football for?"
Guitarist Stewart was his usual guns-out force on the guitar, nailing riffs from Guns & Roses to Led Zeppelin |
But back to Speakeasy? Oh hell, they kicked ass. They always do and this gig was one of the closest they've had to me. Lloyd's lovely lady Vicky drove a few of us there, not realizing I was gunning down a Red Racer IPA road warrior in the back seat on the way there. She realized I was when she turned around to park. "Did you drink that on the way here?" she asked - it was a 10-minute drive. I wasn't sure if I was in trouble but said, yup. Let's assume the high-five told me she was cool with it. Lloyd always looks both so serious but also like he's having the time-of-his-life behind the kit. Singer Kristine nailed every note as she always does. The boys were tight. Great night!!!
Okay, Beer Musketeer Glenn always keeps me on my toes with his new finds, which he is great about sharing, so here's a couple he laid on me recently. First up is the Ballast Point Brewing (San Diego) Grapefruit Sculpin. When he told me about it, I said flatly, "Dude, that sounds like a facking radler!", meaning one of those horrid, grapefruit juice-lager combos that usually clock in at 2.5%. Glenn said, no, it's an IPA, honest! I scoffed until he brought me a bottle after one of his illicit hour-long forays into the USA when he smuggles up the good stuff. One of these days, I will get a phone-call from Glenn as he's being shipped to Guantanamo Bay Detention Camp, asking if I can pony up his bail but in the meanwhile, each trip comes with a progressively funnier story of how the border guards stopped him... and continually fail to find anything!!! It's staggering. He's almost like Walter White - what he's doing is very illegal but you cheer for him anyway! But dammit, he was right about the Grapefruit Sculpin - that's an IPA and a really good one. Grapefruit (duh) and pine of the nose, all grapefruit on the tongue, this 7% throat-slammer was a bomb-blast of a brew. Maybe not the 100 score it got on Rate Beer (high-90s would be fair) but certainly worthy of knocking boots with some of the best.
However, next up from Glenn??? Straight from Brasserie Rochefort in Rochefort, Belgium was a Trappistes Rochesfort 10, one of the most pungent quadrupels I've had yet. On the nose, very wine-like and high propane (alcohol), this 11.3% Belgie is a sipper as you get some plum, prune, raisin and, well, other wine qualities on the tongue. Strong-tasting... but really good. You couldn't drink many (well, without losing consciousness) but one of the best Belgies yet.
Okay, I will admit I have been keeping my eye open quite some time for Hogsback Brewery's (Ottawa) Aporkalypse Now Oatmeal Bacon Stout in Southern Ontario for quite some time. Why? No time for breakfast? Why not this? Oatmeal, bacon... throw in a pancake and some coffee and voila, breakfast in a bottle. We sell Hogsback's Vintage Lager at my Beer Store and it's maybe the best non-amber or dark lager out there. So yeah, I wanted me some Aporkalypse Now big-time and the sooner, the better. One day, it showed in a product search for a liquor store near my Mom's... she needed me to shovel the driveway... do the Math. Now naturally, I would have to get one for my co-worker Marie, a foodie who would make bacon angel-food cake if she could figure out how. (That sound you hear is Marie's brain trying to figure out that recipe. The *ding!* you just heard? Her, figuring it out...)
Hey now, that is one cool label! HogsBack Aporkalypse Now Oatmeal Bacon Stout is like breakfast in a bottle... |
Okay, want a heavy-duty stout? That would be Beau's All-Natural Brewing's (Vankleek Hill, Ontario) The Bottle Imp Russian Imperial Stout. The name comes from Robert Louis Stevenson story of risking eternal damnation of the soul to have everything on Earth that the heart desires. Uhhh, Beau's, calm the hell down. That's beer. You're covered. So what do we have here in this "impish bottle"?
The cartoon on the Great Lakes Brewery's Pompous Ass English Pale Ale actually has a name - Sir Fuggled Doublebottom. Great beer name with a great cartoon character name on top of that. Nice! |
Okay, let's finish this off with Great Lakes Brewery's (Etobicoke) Pompous Ass English Pale Ale. Gotta be honest - when I see the word "English" in front of "pale ale", I panic a little. I love the North American style hoppier pale ales over the malty British ones. So imagine my surprise when this session pale ale (4.2%) actually packed a little power in its punch. Pouring quite dark, it has some burnt malt on the nose (very British) with light grapefruit and surprising bitterness (hello, American West Coast) on the tongue. A dandy little combination of two distinct styles. Take a bow, GLB, as you continue to impress! I honestly believe these guys will be the Toronto craft brewery of record soon enough.
Okay, just like nothing says, "I've given up on this day" quite like a Taco Bell breakfast meal, it's time for me to pack this in, too. Coming up, I recently abandoned my beloved flip-phone for a Smart Phone and the Burlington Beer Craft Beer Festival this Saturday. The Beer Fest was, by far, the easier decision. But guys and dolls, that's it, that's all and I am outta here!!! Until next time, I remain...
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