The Summer Olympics and the Winter Olympics couldn't possibly be any less related.
The Summer Olympics involve lots of running, lots of jumping, lots of heavy lifting, lots of throwing and, on occasion, heaving. They are quick-paced, showcases of strength, often dramatic, and heavily-favour warm-weather countries.
The Winter Olympics, on the other hand, is more favoured among cold-weather countries such as Canada. But when you boil it down, the entire Winter Games revolve around one physical movement... sliding.
From Brutal Brewing in Grangesberg, Sweden comes Pistonhead Kustom Lager, a serviceable brew in a cool can |
Snowboard events are basically sliding down a mountain on a really cool piece of wood. All skiing events are sliding very quickly down super-steep mountains on two pieces of wood, the exceptions being that one where you're sliding cross-country and stop on occasion to pull out a high-powered rifle to shoot at stuff and the other where you slide halfway down the mountain to one big mother jump that propels you about 60-feet into the air, after which you are expected to land on the ground on two pieces of wood without breaking anything. Frankly, I think any athlete who even enters that one should automatically get a medal and free drinks at the Olympic Village Bar. That said, I'd really really like to try the sniper rifle one. I'd feel like a trained assassin in a James Bond movie. All luge, skeleton and bobsled events involve sliding down a track of, well, ice at an incredibly high speed and basically making it to the end of the course without, well, mangling yourself...
Alcohockey: a very Canadian form of Beer Pong that if the International Olympics Association were to add this sport to the 2018 Winter Games, I could represent my country... |
And finally, the favourite of me and my fellow citizens here in the Great White North, hockey... the sport where you slide around the ice on thin metal blades with a big wooden stick... using that stick to slide the little black puck to team-mates, who, like you, are trying to slide that same puck into the other guys' net. However, there is one condition. While you are sliding, if you bump into a slider from the other team, you have to cease all sliding, drop the gloves and fight them. It's mandatory. Don't look at me. I didn't invent this game. I just enjoy the hell out of it.
The Ontario Beer Company has gone a very safe route with their 100 Mile Lager and Ale. Will they veer in a more radical crafty direction with the inevitable IPAs and stouts?? |
Okay, in the spirits of the Olympics, we're gonna start with a Swedish entry that landed in my store not long ago - Pistonhead Kustom Lager from Brutal Brewing in their town of Grangesburg. For starters, it's organic so... you know, hipsters rejoice. That's a good thing. (I suppose.) Light citrus on the nose, very smooth, I quite liked it. It's a decent lager. And the cool-looking can is glow-in-the-dark so bonus if you're a child-at-heart like me. A child that could have one day been a great Canadian Olympic champion had they taken the slide-rock component out of curling...
Big Rock's Saaz Republic Pilz is a solid beer but I love their Traditional Ale |
Next on deck... well, now this is interesting. The Ontario Beer Company's 100 Mile Lager and 100 Mile Ale, two beers that ONLY use Ontario ingredients. The Ontario Beer Company is the brain-child of Mike Duggan (he of the late, lamented Duggan BrewPub in Toronto and Duggan 9 IPA) and Brad Clifford of Get Well Bar who use hops from three separate Ontario growers in these two newbies. I had both in succession and icy-cold from the fridge at Donny's Bar and Grill, favoured the ale over the lager (which should surprise no-one). But the pair has gone with a very safe, mainstream route for these two brews. There's absolutely nothing wrong with that. Lagers and ales often travel this road. But... big but... when the time comes for them to create a stout or an IPA? Gentlemen, please go nuts. And by nuts, I mean go shithouse crazy! I really like the all-Ontario aspect but with these two, they didn't really make anything different than the other mainstream readily-available lagers and ales out there. Here's hoping they've just begun to create wild, new beers!
Hop City's 8th Sin Black Lager? Yeah, I'll go to Hell for this... |
Ahhh, my friends at Brampton's Hop City, who won a gold medal for North American Style Amber Lager at the 2013 Canadian Brewing Awards for my much-loved Barking Squirrel, are back with another - their 8th Sin Black Lager.
Okay, okay... I rather like Hogsback Brewery's Vintage Lager but can you tell which one of their beers I am eager to try?? |
What can I say about me and black lagers? Once you go black... well, you know how the rest goes. I love black lagers. If I was only allowed to drink one style of beer for the rest of my life, it would be... okay, totally IPAs. But if there were no IPAs, it would be... uhhh, it would be stouts. But if there were no IPAs and stouts, it would definitely be... well, ales but only ales as good as Rogue Dead Guy Ale and Mill Street Tankhouse Ale... not sissy weak-ass ales. But after that, it would be dark lagers. And oh my stars and garters, Hop City has created one kick-ass black lager with 8th Sin. Just 5%, this schwarzbier is everything I love in a stout... but far lighter. Coffee and cocoa to the nose, light touch of chocolate in the taste, bit of bitterness. Holy crap, this was good.
The Molson Canadian Beer Fridge is in Sochi, as we speak and yeah, you can only open one with a Canadian passport! |
RIGHT HERE! Love that commercial. Well, they kept it going with these outstanding commercials by next sending two buddies with another fridge to visit their buddy Morgan in Indonesia with this one, which we'll simply call: Morgan gets a special visit And then, they continued to highlight Morgan and his life of hockey worship in Indonesia with this beauty called: Beach Hockey! Okay, the bottles you see Morgan drinking in that ad are the 625-ml Molson Canadian "Victory" bottles and I think I can safely guess they're gonna be a huge-seller, particularly as the Women's and Men's hockey teams hits the playoff rounds in Sochi. And that Molson fridge? Well, it's in Sochi right now and readily available to our athletes to drink all the free Canadian they want... so long as they remember their passports.
This is how the Canadian women's hockey team celebrated gold at the 2010 Vancouver Olympics... with magnums of Molson Canadian and cigars at centre ice. That's our girls! |
As for me, big weekend coming up. Tomorrow is my birthday (yes, Valentine's Day and yes, I recognize what a lame day that is for a dude's birthday) so co-workers Gordo and Saga will be taking me out for a rowdy night of terrorizing and traumatizing fair damsels in Burlington. And just as I recover from that, I will be jetting into Toronto to visit Bellwoods Brewery with my Amsterdam Brewery-loving friend, Cat, and the aforementioned Glenn, who's stoked because the brewery has THREE different IPAs. We will also be celebrating the birthday of our co-conspirator Steve St Evil down there in toasty warm Wellington, New Zealand on the 15th so big birthday weekend. You'll hear all about Bellwoods by Monday or so. But that's it, that's all and I am outta here so until next time, I remain...
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