The Flying Monkeys' booth had just the right stuff for a young lady who wanted "something sweet" - their Chocolate Manifesto Milk Stout! |
So let's go back to the Saturday where I was wandering the ground, trying new beers and old favourites while waiting for my Beer Store buddies, Jay and Gordo, and friend Steve to show up. (They had all worked day shifts - I had the day off.) As I wandered, I overheard a young couple (maybe 22 or so) with the lady saying to her fellow, "I want something sweet! Find me something sweet!" Sensing the lad might have been in over his head, I stepped in and offered up a suggestion. "Hey guys, two booths over is Flying Monkeys. Follow me. I think there's one you'll really like."
Despite the fact I was a complete stranger, they did exactly that (I must have used my "Dad Tone" without realizing it) and I plunked a token down on the counter and said to the server, "She'll have a Manifesto." I was careful not to say the beer's full name, which is The Chocolate Manifesto, a 10% triple milk chocolate stout. She eyed it warily - I presume it was a lot darker than she expected - so I said, "Just smell it. I won't poison you." She did and her eyes lit up. She dove right in. "Oh my gawd, this is so good!!!" (It's practically a chocolate cake in a glass.)
The lead singer for In My Coma belts out a tune on the Friday night. As you can see, my favourite brewery had a pretty big banner across the front of the stage... |
Finally Jay and Steve showed up. Now Jay's actual name is Jason Lee, just like the "My Name Is Earl" actor. So we just call him Jay... unless I feel like that's too long. Then I just call him J. And Jay's friend Steve, well, he was our host for the big Mayweather vs Pacquiao fight out of the MGM Grand in Las Vegas at the beginning of May. We watched that cuddle-fest on the largest HD screen I have ever seen in my life. Honestly, I felt like I had a better view of that fight than the referee.
The Sawdust City Brewing booth was a must-stop for my buddy Jay as I knew he would love their Golden Beach Pale Wheat and he certainly did! |
"Okay, Donny, where are we starting?" Jay asked. Well, there were two I had in mind for the boys instantly. First up, the Longslice Brewing's Hopsta La Vista IPA. Mindful of the fact that the guys don't like more than one of anything too hoppy (I'm the polar opposite - all hops, all day, bring it), I suspected the strong malt backbone of the Hopsta La Vista would be enough to counter the hoppiness of the 6.5%, 69 IBU (international bitterness units) bomb-blast of a beer. And it was. "This is great! It's hoppy and malty all at the same time!" Jay enthused. Steve loved it too but it was a bit much for Gordo, our resident Coors Light/Molson Canadian drinker. (That's fine - to each their own, right?)
That's right - we certainly do! That's two straight years of an excellent Beer Festival! |
All four of us really enjoyed their Gateway Kolsch lagered-ale, as well. As a lager drinker, it was perfect for Gordo, Steve called it "refreshing" while Jay simply declared, "Do these guys even make a bad beer?" (No, they do not.) Slightly grainy on the nose, smooth pilsnery finish on the tongue - a really great summer beer and one that crossed paths for four very different beer drinkers. Feeling empowered by his success thus far at the Sawdust City booth, Jay gamely tried their Lone Pine IPA and still came away happy. "It's got some nice fruitiness to it," he noted. "As long as I had some Golden Beach to go with it, I'd be great!"
My main man, Brian Will, the territory manager for all those tasty Double Trouble Brewing beers that are in my Beer Store |
Okay, the next booth may as well have been called Beer Store Heaven as we found the Double Trouble Brewing booth, manned by none other than Brian Will, the territory manager for North American Craft, which handles all the brewery's beers for LCBOs and Beer Stores in our area (though I'm not sure how large that area is.) Well, knowing us all, Brian basically declared it the "Beer Store Workers Drink For Free Hour" at his booth, refusing to take our tokens. (Actually, Steve works in Marketing and that's kind of what Brian does so there's a kinship.) Gordo happily piled into their Prison Break Pilsner, a big favourite of his while Jay immediately went for his sweetheart, their tasty Fire in the Rye Ale, a 6.1%, 60 IBU specialty grain beer that uses roasted rye malts for a tangy treat. Honestly, I think Steve was just bouncing from beer to beer, trying them all with a big-ass smile on his face because, well, free beer.
Okay, as a Beer Store employee, Double Trouble has done me a huge service by making their Hops and Robbers IPA and here's why. If a mainstream-beer-drinking customer asks me for something with a little more punch (and they always say "hoppy" even if they don't know what that means), I will instantly steer them towards a Hops and Robbers. At 5.7% and only 55 IBUs, it's not gonna blow the top off anyone's head. It's nice, it's sessionable and if it turns out that they can handle that, only then I will steer them into Mad Tom or Smashbomb Atomic territory. But I was thrilled to finally see their Revenge of the Ginger (a nod to co-founder Nathan) Kickin' Ginger IPA in Brian's ice bucket! Billed as a "spice beer", this has a unique style to it. Obviously, ginger (almost ginger ale) on the nose, more ginger, a little spice, a little caramel on the tongue. While at 6.2% and (I'm guessing) 60 IBUs, it's a bit of a stretch calling this an IPA but I wouldn't hesitate in calling this a nicely-spiced pale ale. Regardless, what's in a name? A rose by any other name would... uh, Shakespeare, something, something.
So while Sawdust City was Jay's favourite tent and mine was Longslice Brewing, it's safe to say the Double Trouble booth was definitely the one we had the most fun hanging at. Great job, guys, and welcome back to Burlington any time!
Now in truth, I'm not finished with this yet so it looks like there will be a Part 4 to this tomorrow, including the events of Sunday, Muddy Sunday and the Great Coaster War of 2015. So in answer to the question: How much can one man write about a three-day Beer Festival, the answer is apparently "too much." But guys and dolls, that's it, that all and I am outta here! Until tomorrow with the finale, Burlington Beer Festival, Part 4, I remain as always...
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