It's totally NOT stalking if I'm holding a big-ass boom-box on your lawn at 6 a.m. Oh.. and please forgive the trenchcoat... |
Remember all those teen-comedies back in the 1980s where the female/male protagonist had the hots for either the hunky star quarterback or most-popular-girl-in-school even though their best friend of the opposite gender was clearly, to all of us in the audience, the right person for them???
The late producer-director-screenwriter John Hughes was a genius for this sort of script (not to mention non-teen comedies like "Uncle Buck" and "National Lampoon's Vacation") and any number of flicks ("Pretty in Pink", "16 Candles" or "Say Anything") played off this theme: the best friend being the right pick but sacrificing themselves in the Friend-Zone to help the ones they love. Awwww... you stupid misguided self-sacrificing suckers.
Turns out that happens in real life... or at least, my real life of being surrounded by aisles and aisles of beer and getting paid for it 40 hours a week. All this time, there's been a beer in front of me that I friend-zoned, never knowing how right it was... for my tastebuds.
I used to drink the cheap stuff until I became a Beer Geek |
However, I had never tried their Tankhouse Ale, which has been sitting there in front of me for nearly a decade. Mostly because until this past June when I started this blog, I only drank lagers and pilseners and my discrimination was set to one criteria: what's the cheapest deal? That has since changed and for the sake of research, my fridge is always stocked hard with tasty craft stuff. Life's too short to drink cheap beer, as a wise man once said. (Which wise man? Well, you just read it here so... probably me.) So I had a Tankhouse Ale earlier in the week and was blown away. At 5.2%, this copper-coloured ale is powered by five different malts and Cascade hops. Though brewed as an American pale ale style, I'd suggest its lightly-spiced aroma suggests a slightly more complex dark ale with a light hop kick. It notched a nifty 93 on RateBeer and is deservedly their highest-ranked brew. It's been said this is actually their Brewmaster Joel Manning's long-time favourite beer and it's easy to see why.
Hey, I'm entitled to have a favourite and this Dark Lager is mine. I have recommended this to countless customers... |
Though their Summer Small Batch Mix-Pack was decent, they totally nailed it with their Winter Small-Batch Mix-Pack... |
These days, Brick Brewing out of Waterloo is best-known for its discount line of beers - the PC brands (don't worry, that stands for President's Choice, not politically correct - there is nothing politically correct about Canadians and their beers) and of course, their huge-selling Laker line. If Jim Brickman ever buys a yacht and doesn't called it "Laker Bought This", there is no justice. Granted, if I ever owned a yacht, I'd have to call it "Embezzled Money Bought This", drawing unnecessary attention to myself so maybe honesty isn't the best policy in the case of, well, naming yachts. But the brewery decided to create a Summer Small-Batch Brew mix-pack with tall-boy (473ml) cans with Waterloo Classic Pilsner, Waterloo Traditional IPA and Waterloo Jack Pine Belgian Ale. It was a good little mix-pack though I take issue with the IPA being called that - you don't smell hops, you smell hop. One hop. It's like an IPA with training wheels. It's a pale ale at best. But we'll deal with that on the Christmas Wish List.
I love Central City's Red Racer IPA. So how does their Pale Ale, White Ale and Pilsner fare? They fare pretty damn well |
But they definitely got it right with their Winter Small-Batch Brew Mix-Pack, including again, their Classic Pilsner but adding the seasonally-appropriate Waterloo Authentic Amber (6.8%) and Waterloo Union Mills Porter (7%). Why? Winter calls for heavier, higher-alcohol, warm-you-up beers and Brick did precisely that. The Amber uses Hallertou hops from Bavaria and five different malts while the Porter has nice hints of chocolate-roasted malts and both were tasty. For a medium-size brewery, this is a nice surprise, especially their use of high-test brews. Believe me, for a brewery this size, that is rare. Well done!
Let me explain how the hostage situation works in Canada... It's very polite, eh? No hostages involved cuz we're hosers |
Note to Rogue Ales: Now THAT'S a Canadian beerd! |
She's beautiful. She's sweet. Your parents love her... But she's double-fisting Corona... with lime. It'll never work, dude. Let her down easy, man... |
Okay, next up... Session Beers: what's 5% or less but still tastes good? How is that Sawdust City Brewing's Long, Dark Voyage to Uranus Imperial Stout? Stop giggling! Oh... that was me. And the Lost Coast 8-Ball Stout? How is that? Will Rogue Ales response to my demands of more Brutal IPA? Why did my co-worker lose his shit when he saw a Toronto Maple Leaf logo on a Molson Canadian Aluminum Bottle? I went a whole blog WITHOUT mentioning some kick-ass IPAs... that's not gonna last. Plus a couple IPAs that were kinda... meh.
And shout-outs... as always. Okay, Stevil St Evil is worried, wondering what the hell happened to his brother in his last blog: Check it out here when Stevil wonders: My brother, Dave, used to have balls... where did they go? Meanwhile, my lovely young friend, Karolyn, continues to impress with her blog, Confessional of a Former Fat Girl where she wonders: Can I resist a burger fit for the gods???
And finally. a note of encouragement for my New Zealand friend, Neil. Keep going. Fish rocks. There's a millions of things you can do with seafood. I went three months. Beat my record. Because if you do, I'll do it again... and beat your record! Okay, folks, that's it... that's all... I am outta here. Until next time, I remain...
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